I love The Onion's most recent issue.  It's the Gay Pride issue and it's absolutely hilarious.  My favorite headline is a play on the mythic "gaydar": the ability to tell if someone is gay or not.  The Onion has come up with "Blackdar": the ability to tell if someone is African-American!



—"I have this amazing gift. It's called 'blackdar,' and it enables me to tell whether someone is African-American without even knowing anything about them. To be honest, I don't know where I got the skill. But wherever I did, I can pass somebody on the street and just instantly know."